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Heat Miser Keeps Snow Away - 2015 May Not Have A White Christmas


A few flurries that didn't last long enough to touch the ground are all we have seen in Northeast Pa.

Although winter doesn't officially start until December 22nd, we are not accustomed to precipitation in liquid form after October.

Usually we take our children trick-or-treating in the snow around here.

No one wants it to snow. Nobody wants to scrape the ice off of the windshield in the morning.

But we can't help but wonder where the cold is.

The Snow Miser (The Heat Miser's half brother) thinks this is the work of the Heat Miser.

"Everyone knows the Heat Miser hates Christmas because of the publicity I get." Said the Snow Miser.

Santa is afraid that the children will pay for this squabble.

"There might not be snow on Christmas!" The fat guy exclaimed.

All in all, those of us in Northeast Pa aren't worried though.

Keep up the good work, Heat Miser.


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