White Girls Literally "Can't Even" - Pumpkin Spice-ocalypse
- Sep 9, 2015
- 1 min read
The leaves are still green...
Google says the first day of Fall is September 23rd...
Kids are still getting used to school...
And there it is. Pumpkin Spice.
Starbucks released the evil demon of Fall on the 8th of September.
The average temperature was 90 degrees, and Starbucks brought Rosemary's baby of Fall.
Dying of heat exhaustion, every white girl lined up for their hashtag PEE ESS ELL (#PSL).
Puddles of sweat in their Ugg boots.
Literally not a single one of them able to even.
Summer just got here, Starbucks.
It's September.
-Sincerely everyone who isn't a basic white girl
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