Hazleton Pirates Battle In The Streets

(This article is to be read in a pirate voice)

Yarrr.

One buckaneer armed himself with a machete.

The other scallywag held a flare gun.

"Don't bring a machete to a flare gun fight", one eye witness heard the thick bearded man say.

The flare gun was modified with improvised shells. Able to shoot various projectiles.

A regular Blackbeard Macgyver.

The two men, who had gotten into a scuffle reportedly over a spilled pint of ale, were charged with assault.

Both were hospitalized, and then taken to the Luzerne County Gallows.

These are the weapons reportedly found at the crime scene.